the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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the powre to spel

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to breathe

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!