- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

Being Aquaman

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to think.

The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

The power to run Crysis.

Doing a handstand with your feet

the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

alarm that goes off when hiding

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

Pointless Super Powers