The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!