- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

The ability to perpetually masturbate.

THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power to see when people fart.

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

Shit bricks I love itttttt

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to die

The power to jerk off without using your hands

The ability to swim in water.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

Pointless Super Powers