- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

the ability to smell sounds

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

to power to do the bird is the word

The ability to yell through your nose

The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

The power to die when you get scared.

Pointless Super Powers