The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to see in black and white.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to predict the present

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to die when you die

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!