- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

the power to read captchas

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

the ability to constantly have the fever

the power to sneeze cum

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to see in black and white.

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

The ability to turn into an embryo

The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

The power to remove all ads from any page cough please make that on this website cough

The power to see into the present

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

The power to read autistic people's minds

Pointless Super Powers