the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!