The power to speak Braille.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to die

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!