- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to speak only in binary

the ability to have children fully grown

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to fart slightly less deadly

the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to see what's behind you.

The ability to read your own mind

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

Pointless Super Powers