To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to stand still for five hours

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power of self mind control

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!