- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

The power to read this.

The Power to bite your own ear.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to murder rocks.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

Grass eating

The power to kill someone with a knife

the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to read View Terms of Services

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

Pointless Super Powers