The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to come second in any race

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power of self mind control

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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the power of being yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!