The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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the ability to become black.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to levitate birds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!