The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to be powerless

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Super-slowness

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to have no superpower

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!