The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to have a power

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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power to breathe

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The power to troll.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!