The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to become black!

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!