the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!