The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to die if you think

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!