The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!