To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!