The power to create another human

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to look like yourself

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!