the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to plank

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the power of being yourself

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!