The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!