- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The power to Google "Google".

the power to beathe

The power to murder rocks.

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

The power to have a power

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to make anything into toilet paper.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

power to have no power at all

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!