The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to die.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!