The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to be -100% faster...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!