The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to think.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!