- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lose this power.

The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to speak Braille.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

The power to die

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

The ability to swim in water.

a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to poop without wiping

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

Pointless Super Powers