The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

the power to smell shit from miles away

The power to make a pint a gallon

The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

The power to get an erection watching gay porn

being able to blow up and die

The power to have 21/20 vision.

The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

The power to fly, but only when pigs do

The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

the power to glow in the dark during the day.

the power to turn into nothing.

Everything Hawkeye does

The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

Liam Brudenell

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!