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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond
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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.
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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.
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the power to smell shit from miles away
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The power to make a pint a gallon
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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.
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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month
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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors
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The power to get an erection watching gay porn
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being able to blow up and die
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The power to have 21/20 vision.
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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.
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The power to fly, but only when pigs do
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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time
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the power to glow in the dark during the day.
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the power to turn into nothing.
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Everything Hawkeye does
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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.
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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.
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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch
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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.
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the ability to grow your nails at will.
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The power to say something only when you have a mouth
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Liam Brudenell
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!