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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The power to smell poop

To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

The ability to turn into an embryo

The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

The power to poo in the toilet

The power to sleep anytime your tired

The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

God tier Waste of Space

The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

The power to get an erection watching gay porn

The power to see who is writing these powers

the power to control urine

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!