the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to troll.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!