The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to die.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to have an idea..

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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the power to shoot superman

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spontaneous ejaculation

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to have no power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!