the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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Liam Brudenell

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to lose this power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!