The power to digest corn.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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the power to walk on land.

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the power to get married

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!