the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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To be able to summon old people

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to fly while under water

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lol

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!