The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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the power to beathe

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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Vanilla scented blood

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!