The power to die.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the power to die if you think

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ikawlhan forever

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!