The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!