The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to grow your nails longer

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power of gentle breeze

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to repel women.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!