Acid pee

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The ability to not be Batman

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!