The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to kill yourself

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!