The power to look like yourself

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!