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The power to break your bones on command.
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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam
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The power to piss only when sleeping.
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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first
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The power to ejaculate
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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.
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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.
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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write
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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.
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The power to see in only one random color everyday.
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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.
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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!
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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry
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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.
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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.
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the power to disappear up your own asshole
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The power to vomit through your anus.
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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.
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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror
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The power to smell like body odor at will
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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.
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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.
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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp
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The power to lock open doors
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!