The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to not get shit dick

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to be bad at everything

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!