The power to change your emotions

the power to hate nature

The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

the power to grow stings out of your genitals

the power to finish an all you can eat

The power to see through air

The power to bleed on command

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

the ability to grow your nails at will.

the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

the ability to turn into random hats

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

To pee standing up.

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

the power to breath without thinking about it.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

the power to shit with your mouth

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

the power to speak only in binary

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!