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The power to change your emotions
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the power to hate nature
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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster
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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls
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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.
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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.
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the power to grow stings out of your genitals
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the power to finish an all you can eat
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The power to see through air
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The power to bleed on command
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The ability to crap, but only while being watched
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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.
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the ability to grow your nails at will.
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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty
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the ability to turn into random hats
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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic
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To pee standing up.
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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice
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the power to breath without thinking about it.
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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"
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the power to shit with your mouth
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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language
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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...
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the power to speak only in binary
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!