The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to troll.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to watch womens basketball

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!