The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to die.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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Being a Spice Girl

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!