The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power of gentle breeze

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!