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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.
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The power to be never need to use the bathroom
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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.
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The power to turn any edible object brown.
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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.
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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*
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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse
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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.
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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.
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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.
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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute
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the power to finish an all you can eat
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The ability to visually contract STD's
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The power to grow your nails longer
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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.
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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.
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the ability to turn into random hats
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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.
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the power to be really itchy.
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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.
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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.
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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you
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The power to not be able to get powers
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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!