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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.
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the power to write only the letter R
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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.
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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time
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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.
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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.
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the power to win any shit eating contest.
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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.
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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute
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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.
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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus
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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.
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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses
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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears
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the power to fly while under water
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the power to be able to speel ronj
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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.
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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice
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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...
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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...
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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.
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The power to walk on two legs
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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!