The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to hate nature

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to see through air

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to bleed on command

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!