Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!