The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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power to be an alcohoic

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!