The power to lock open doors

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to troll.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!