The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!