The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to be pointless!

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!