- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

the ability to fly- but only indoors

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

Pointless Super Powers