The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!