The power to say you have a superpower.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the ability to become black.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The ability to only fart in public

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!