The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to see into the present

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to to think less

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!