The power to not exercise.

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

Doing a handstand with your feet

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to drown on land.

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The power to just eat one lays potato chip

The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

The power to have night vision during the day.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!