The power to pee poop

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to have a power.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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the power to hate nature

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!