The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

the power to not have superpowers

The power to die at will.

The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

The power to be called justin bieber

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

the ability to lick your own anus

The power to have a power.

The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

The power to see who is writing these powers

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!