The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power life like a hermit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!