The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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to make asians smart

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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penis

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!