The power to die at will.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to be bad at everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!