the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to not be able to get powers

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to poke

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!