The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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to make asians smart

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to write only the letter R

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to see forever

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to like any show

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the power to fly while under water

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!