The ability to fart like a zombie.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to jump faster.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to see into the present

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!