the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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to make asians smart

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to see forever

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!