The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!