To be able to summon old people

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to glow in the dark

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!