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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster
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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.
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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks
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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments
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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.
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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else
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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card
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The power to kill yourself with your mind.
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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle
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The power to be never need to use the bathroom
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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.
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to make asians smart
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The power to become inverted background color.
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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up
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The power to turn any edible object brown.
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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)
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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.
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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)
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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.
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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.
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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D
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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.
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the power to go into a coma
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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!