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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.
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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed
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penis
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Lactokinesis
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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.
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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day
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The power to light glue on fire.
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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*
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The power to fly, but only when pigs do
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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.
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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time
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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.
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The power to see forever
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the power to go into a coma
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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus
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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.
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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.
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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.
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The ability to visually contract STD's
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The power to grow your nails longer
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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.
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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..
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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose
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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!