solar powered night-vision

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to see into the present

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!