the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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the power to hate nature

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!