the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to stand still for five hours

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to die at will

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!