The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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A power level of under 9000.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!