The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to dance really well

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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the power to write on cellophane

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to die.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!