- Pointless Super Powers

The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

The ability to go to hell.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

The power to be bad at everything

The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

the ability vote up this superpower

The power to read autistic people's minds

The Power of Anti-Sex

The ability to fart pee.

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

the power to go into a coma

The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

The power to jump face first

the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!