- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of the worst superpower.

the power to shit out of your nose

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

The power to die at will.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The ability to catch any ilness you want.

The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

The power to pee standing up

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

The power to make fish appear in pants.

The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

Pointless Super Powers