The power to read dead people's minds

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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The power to know where Waldo is

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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the ability to become black.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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The power to grow cancer cells

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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The power to eat food when hungry

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!